The Loving Couple of -Awesome Girlfriend- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Masha with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.313 billion -Awesome Girlfriend-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravesfield Graveyard. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming -Awesome Girlfriend-ian economy, worth 281 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,976 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, Masha's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Awesome Girlfriend-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

-Awesome Girlfriend- is ranked 39,196^th in the world and 1^st in Leyte for Most Corrupt Governments, with 55.08 kickbacks per hour.